Earlier this month I read an article in my local newspaper about how investment companies are still trying to connect with their customers and prospects through sites such as Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Linkedin and their own internet social media (blog).
Although many of the top investment companies have developed significant presence on the Internet with their websites, helping people retrieve account statements and other such housekeeping issues, as a group they feel lost when it comes to social media. They are not alone, Corporate America as a whole is still trying to figure out the best approach.
So being the nice guy that I am I thought I would give these investment firms and Corporate America as well a few of my homespun tips on how to take advantage of social media marketing. Since they seem to be scratching their heads about the best approach I am happy to supply some food for thought. But at the same time I have to tell you, the little people out there (of which I am one) the ones that hold this country together, are going to have to be wooed back because they don’t trust anybody with their money (what’s left of it) to anything other than a coffee can in a non-interest bearing, shallow grave.
So that would be tip #1 – Work on the trust issues, I know there are investment people out there that told their clients to get out when they saw the storm clouds on the horizon. No one could have predicted just how big a disaster was coming but my broker didn’t say a word to me as my 401k went into the crapper. Regardless of who did what, if you want to keep the customers you have and woo prospects, you must communicate on their level, and keep communicating. And that means tell them straight, they might not want to hear it but it’s your job to protect your client.
Corporate America is still trying to label social media by using workplace jargon that when used is a true tip-off to us “little people” that person don’t know squat. How they can take a simple concept and turn it into corporate jibberish is just amazing. People make statements that generally indicate a true lack of understanding, designed to mis-direct the listeners focus. When some “suit” utters a comment like; “moving forward, social media is a shift in conversations to technology enabled by action items that break down silos, capturing value for client centric, core competencies, declaring flat as the new “up” and it is what it is. My people have run it up the flagpole and discovered that social media’s center of gravity is cross functional. Furthermore, what we have in the pipeline will harvest the low hanging fruit outside the wall. Any team player here understands that success metrics are measured by a Paradigm shift as we circle back and think outside the box.”
Any real person woulld be scratching their head trying to think what that all means, while giving the suit a chance to escape. Do you see what I mean by communicating on the regular guy’s level, what the heck is a shift anyway, much less a Paradigm shift? Sounds like a name of a faultline like San Andreas or New Madrid but these “quakes” cause more damage.
And that would lead us into the heart of Tip #2 – You marketing guru’s out there, the ones that make the big bucks; when you use social media to connect with potential customers, or you reach out with a blog, avoid the use of tired, overused “buzz” words. Talk like that is what got us all into trouble in the first place! Nobody knows what the heck you are talking about – direct, concise language works so much better!
Here is my Corporate America Buzz Word Hit List: when I hear any of these, I immediately distrust the speaker, thinking to myself, ‘oh, man, another one of those people!’ And I especially distrust anyone using the ones in bold text:
moving forward,
success metrics
centers of gravity
circle back
core competencies
30,000 foot view
action items
bandwidth” (as in, “I have no bandwidth.”)
break down silos
bring to the table
capture value
circle the wagons
client centric
cross functional
deliverable
do you have any spare cycles?
drink the Kool-Aid
exit strategy
flat is the new up
green fields
how are you tracking?
It is what it is
in the pipeline
low-hanging fruit
manage expectations
my people
out of pocket
outside the wall
paradigm shift
ping
right-sized
run it up the flag pole
skin in the game
success metrics
talk offline
team player
throw under the bus
synergy
think outside the box
play nice in the sandbox
value add or value proposition
Last but not least, WIIFM (an acronym for “What’s in it for me?”)
Tip # 3 – should be obvious but regardless I will say it again. Whatever social media channels you decide to pursue, make sure you register your company name domain so that it looks like this example – http://twitter.com/IBM. Twitter does a good job of shutting down “domain squatters” but many a corporation has turned to social media and found their company name being used by someone totally unconnected with your company.
Tip # 4 – We all know there are company secrets that must be upheld and I’m sure that no one knowingly would post proprietary information to the Internet. My advice is let the managers manage social media channels, they are the ultimate authorities in their respective departments anyway. I think that social media is still too young for it not to be counterproductive when misused. However, there are still many things a company can talk about to humanize their business without giving away “secrets.”
Tip #5 – A blog allows a company to speak to it’s existing and potential customers in an informal, casual manner. Getting back to the investment companies as an example, they could be more open about how the stock market, securities, day trades, pork bellies or whatever, actually works. Isn’t there anyone out there who can simplify investing? Provide a type of investment “racing form” which will allow them to “handicap” stocks or commodities so that they can make educated guesses about what to invest in.
And while you’re at it you might try explaining to us little people how it is that companies such as Worldcom, supposedly one of the best retirement stocks a few years ago, can declare bankruptcy, tell stock holders their paper ain’t worth spit, then come back healthy as ever as Sprint? Or how about you Kmart shoppers that invested with them only to have them declare bankruptcy, reorganize and come back as Sears, while you are left holding the burnt out blue light.
I would be interested in any other social media tips for Corporate America, especially from other bloggers, the ones that really “get” social media.
Thanks to Bizmore for the list of corporate buzz words we love to hate.
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