who begins to think you are WRONG

By the time you realise
what your parents said was right…

you will have a kid
who begins to think you are WRONG…!!

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just for pleasure of being with u!

I liked lots of people n missed very few,
but no one has been as special as u!
I’d stand n wait in the world’s longest queue
just for pleasure of being with u!

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Never pray for an easier life

Never pray for an easier life,
pray to be a stronger person.
Never pray for tasks equal to your power
but for power equal to conquer your tasks!

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A highly successful flirt was once asked

A highly successful flirt was once asked:
Which one is ur best gf?
He replied: The next one!
Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.

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Which one is ur best gf?

A highly successful flirt was once asked:

Which one is ur best gf?
He replied: The next one!
Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.

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Which is ur best painting?

A highly successful artist was once asked at an award function:
Which is ur best painting?
He replied: My next painting…
So let ur aim & aspiration b always high!

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7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

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Funny girlfriend SMS

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Marry an insurance agent

A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, “I
have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live.”
“Oh that’s terrible,” the woman sighs, “what am I going do?”
The doctor replies, “Marry an insurance agent.”
“Will I live longer?” asks the woman. ”
No,” replies the doctor, “but it will SEEM longer.” ……

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Without Love — dayz are

Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…

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